Rocket Man Kim Jong Un President Trump

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She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero Hour 9 AM
And I’m gonna be High as a Kite by then
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
 
 
 
“Rocket man is on a suicide mission for himself and his regime,” Mr Trump said. He said of the US: “If it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea.”
 
Elton John and Bernie Taupin wrote the song “Rocket Man” almost 50 years ago.
But the song, which tells of the melancholy and loneliness experienced by an astronaut “on such a timeless flight”, has been getting plenty of publicity in recent days courtesy of Donald Trump, who has chosen it as his nickname for North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un.
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ELTON JOHN 
 
ROCKET MAN
 
Original Recording
ROCKET MAN
 
 
ELTON JOHN
 
 
 
 
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KIM JONG-UN
 
ROCKET MAN
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“Rocket man is on a suicide mission for himself and his regime,”

 
 
 
 
ELTON JOHN
 
 
 
 
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Mitch The Bitch McConnell

 
 

WHY DOES MITCH McCONELL SUCK !!!
Just Look at That FACE ????
No Seriously, He Does SUCK
But Not Because of That SourPuss FACE
But for Many other more Important Reasons
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, the senior Republican turtle Senator from Kentucky, would have us all believe he’s a complicated man. That his positions on the issues are nuanced and varied in order to best serve the people of his home state and of America. That he has only our true best interests at heart.

 

TOP 5 REASONS

WHY MITCH McCONNELL SUCKS !!!

HA!
The reality is that McConnell is a bought-and-paid for shill of the conservative military-industrial complex, the Tea Party, and the most demented aspects of the Religious Right. He’ll do anything, say nearly anything, and vote for anything in keeping with the views of his corporate overseers. With that in mind, I present you with the Top 5 Reasons Mitch McConnell Sucks:
#5. Mitch McConnell on Congress:
Republicans are batting a near-perfect record on blocking the passage of any job bills. Not only that, they’ve also put a dead-stop to a number of other vitally important issues, as reported .
#4. Mitch McConnell on President Obama seeking to overturn Citizens United:
“It’s an act of genuine radicalism.” (Source)
The Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision gives corporations an unlimited ability to influence American politics; in effect, declaring money to be speech. It opened the flood gates for corporate cash to sweep in, most of which goes to Republican candidates, and it immediately made the 2012 presidential election the most expensive in history.
#3. Mitch McConnell on raising taxes on the wealthy:
In 1990 – Unlike some folks around here I think everyone should pay their fair share. Including the rich.”
Now – “We shouldn’t be punishing job creators.” 
McConnell has been dead-set against raising taxes on the nation’s highest earners, even going so far as to threaten to take the nation over the fiscal cliff if these demands aren’t met (even though the cliff itself is an artificially created crisis that resulted only from Congressional inability to make a deal in the first place).
 #2. Mitch McConnell on Social Security:
 “The money that goes into Social Security is not the government’s money. It’s your money. You paid for it.” 
We all know that Social Security is one of this country’s greatest success stories in the 20th century.” 
“More young people believe they’ll see a U.F.O. than that they’ll see their own Social Security benefits.” 
 The nexus for us is: revenue equals genuine entitlement eligibility changes.” 
Like many Republicans, McConnell clings to the notion that he’s out to protect Social Security, even while actively seeking to gut it. Even though he freely admits that we’ve all paid for those benefits, he’s perpetually seeking to reduce or eliminate benefits in exchange for any sort of tax concession; glorifying himself in the Republican obsession to eliminate social welfare programs.
#1. Mitch McConnell on the filibuster:
“The American people want less partisanship in this town, but everyone in this chamber knows that if the majority chooses to end the filibuster … then the fighting, the bitterness, and the gridlock will only get worse.” 
On opposing filibuster reform:  “It may be the most important thing you ever do.” 
As previously covered, the filibuster just isn’t what people think it is. Not anymore. Instead of passionate Senators speaking for hours on end, all one has to do it invoke it and take the rest of the day of. That’s it. No speeches, no Mr. Smith Goes to Washington – just take the rest of the day off after having ground progress to a halt. In 2011, Democrats and Republicans had a handshake deal to behave themselves … and that lasted a little more than a month. Since then, Republicans have continued their unprecedented abuse of the filibuster, obstructing legislation left and right in an attempt to stymie any gains for President Obama and the left.
But, seriously, it can’t be all that bad, right? How much of a jerk can one Senator really be? In answer to that, I leave you with this: Mitch McConnell, on Dec. 6 of this year, FILIBUSTERING HIMSELF .
 
 
Mitch McConnell is a Big Time BULL SHIT ARTIST
 
 
 
 
 
FUCK YOU MITCH You LITTLE BITCH !!!
 
See What CHRIS MATTHEW’S Has to Say about ASS-HOLE MITCH

DOUCHEBAG MITCH
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Pablo Neruda Ode The Artichoke

ARTICHOKES
 
Original Painting by ELISABETH FRASER
 

A POEM to The ARTICHOKE by PABLO NERUDA




ODE to The ARTICHOKE



The artichoke
With a tender heart
Dressed up like a warrior,
Standing at attention, it built
A small helmet
Under its scales
It remained
Unshakeable,
By its side
The crazy vegetables
Uncurled
Their tendrills and leaf-crowns,
Throbbing bulbs,
In the sub-soil
The carrot
With its red mustaches
Was sleeping,
The grapevine
Hung out to dry its branches
Through which the wine will rise,
The cabbage
Dedicated itself
To trying on skirts,
The oregano
To perfuming the world,
And the sweet
Artichoke
There in the garden,
Dressed like a warrior,
Burnished
Like a proud
Pomegrante.
And one day
Side by side
In big wicker baskets
Walking through the market
To realize their dream
The artichoke army
In formation.
Never was it so military
Like on parade.
The men
In their white shirts
Among the vegetables
Were
The Marshals
Of the artichokes
Lines in close order
Command voices,
And the bang
Of a falling box.
But
Then
Maria
Comes
With her basket
She chooses
An artichoke,
She’s not afraid of it.
She examines it, she observes it
Up against the light like it was an egg,
She buys it,
She mixes it up
In her handbag
With a pair of shoes
With a cabbage head and a
Bottle
Of vinegar
Until
She enters the kitchen
And submerges it in a pot.
Thus ends
In peace
This career
Of the armed vegetable
Which is called an artichoke,
Then
Scale by scale,
We strip off
The delicacy
And eat
The peaceful mush
Of its green heart.
Thanks to Emiko and Marco for bringing this to my attention.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
An Artichoke
 
Oil on Board
 
Artist Unknown
 
 
 
 
 
PABLO NERUDA
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MANGIA ITALIANO
 
by Daniel Bellino Zwicke
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RECIPE For SICILIAN STUFFED ARTICHOKES
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